This Be The Day, Buckos

Avast! Today be the day, buckoes, that landlubbers across the seven seas be thinkin' to pick up some pirate jargon and toss it around like a keg o' black powder. These scurvy codswallops have no respect for our cruel mistress, the sea. No, they'll be keelhauled at the first sign o piracy. I think i'll string the lot of 'em up the mizzenmast, and use their corpses for me mainsail.