Friday, June 29, 2007

Friday Grog Blogging: Schild Brau

Yippie Ki Yay, Neddarinos. This week I'm rambling about Millstream's Schild Brau. Here's More Dwarf than you can handle.

It's quite an interesting brew, almost sweet. Nice and cold. The head faded quickly; on this beer it's a good thing. Mmmm. A beautiful, clear orange-brown. This really rounds out the trifecta. It's official: Millstream Sample Pack, you rock!

Six pints out of Eight. This is a Charlie beer.


Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Giuliani Tongue-Fucks Pat Robertson's Asshole

150 graduates of this fourth-tier law schooltheocratic indoctrination facility are members of the Bush Junta. Are you fucking scared yet?


Friday, June 22, 2007

Friday Grog Blogging: Colony Oatmeal Stout

Avast! Tonight be the series finale of Stargate SG-1, and I'm drinking Millstream's Colony Oatmeal Stout, the second beer from the Sample Pack. You may not want More Dwarf, but you're getting it.

Pouring: It's got a nice, thick head that's a darker brown than normal for a stout. Cool.
First Sip: It's spicy, and oatmealy, and all in all quite good. It's got a pleasant aftertaste that doesn't thud in the gut. Mmmm. I might actually like this better than the Remarkable Vanilla Porter. This Millstream Sample Pack has really come through in ways that the John's Generations White failed to.

Rankings: Six and a half out of Eight pints.
Microbrew scale: If you like porters, this is a Charlie beer. If you don't, it's a porter.


Wednesday, June 20, 2007

What Digby Said

This has been another edition of What Digby Said.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

AMV: Kiss Me Deadly with FLCL

This is just really good for AMV. The song kicks ass, too


Friday, June 15, 2007

Friday Grog Blogging: Windmill Wheat

Ach, ye great galoots! It be time fer the Grog Blog. Windmill Wheat be our grog this night, buckos. If'n ye want me opinion, then head below decks for More Dwarf.

Okay, enough of the Scotch-Dwarf-Pirate talk. Tonight we're drinking Millstream's Windmill Wheat, the first beer from our Sample Pack. Previously I had tried their John's Generations White, which was not from the sample pack - I nicked a bottle from a 6-pack I bought for my sister. Anyways...

It's got a bit of a bite. A better body, and much more interesting, than the John's Generations. It's a bit wheaty, yeah. All in all a pretty good beer.

Scoring: Six out of Eight pints.
This is probably a Charlie beer. I know I'm a fan of Mike beers, usually, but this is good.


Oh, Yeah

The bigots in Massachusetts failed to intimidate the legislature into letting the public vote on who gets civil liberties. Fuck Yeah! The East Coast is looking better and better.

No Bail For Scooter

Last night I popped open a bottle of sparkling Italian Moscato d'Asti and toasted good cheers and good riddance to Scooter. I hope he serves every second of his sentence. The handwaving by Bork and the Beltway Elitist Fuck contingent is nothing more than an attempt to subvert the rule of law for the benefit of a toadying colleague.

Nowhere to Go, Belonging to No One

More of the Tossers.


Ladies & Gentlemen,

Here are the Tossers:

They gon' Toss your salad.


Sunday, June 10, 2007

I'm on the Fifth Level

I finally got around to taking the Dante's Inferno Quiz:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)High
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test


Thursday, June 07, 2007

Scooter's Cocksuckers

Jeebus. How many 'best friends' does this lying fuck have? I've barely skimmed a fifth of the letters, and I'm convinced now more than ever of the lengths people (mostly IOKIYAR dipshits) will go to to excuse a traitor of obstructing justice. I hope the judge denies bail. I hope he rots. Fucking traitor.

Friday, June 01, 2007

Friday Grog Blogging: John's Generations White

And we're back to the Friday Grog Blogging! Sorry about last week; there was a freak Pirate swarm that dragged me away from my booze.

This week is a beer from Millstream Brewing Company, John's Generations White Ale. Head on down to More Dwarf for "The Rest. Of the Story".

Well, it's a beer. It's kind of cold. Tastes a little like a belgian white, but more...banal? Mundane? Almost like someone stole half the flavor. A little hint of citrus? Maybe, but I can't be certain.

I was expecting better.

Four and a half out of eight pints.
Microbrew: Summer