Gonzales

Disappointed that our friendly neighborhood AG, TortureSnoop, didn't go up before the Senate Judiciary Committee yesterday. With all the 'I don't recall' and 'I have no recollection' in his pre-released opening statements, Gonzales is either Leonard from Memento or the world's worst liar. Either way, he's got to go. Preferably to prison.

The only thing Abu Gonzales is good at is loyal toadying.